Random metroid scans

*scan complete*
-morphology: Chris R.-
scans indicate target is retarded beyond belief. he thinks he can run for mod, but he screwed his chances big time. target appears to have died choking on spit.

*scan complete*
-morphology: Fred-

*Scanning...*

*Scan Complete* (!) A New creatures download has been added to your log book.

Morphology - Metaridley86

An extremely easily pissed off space dragon. Angered very easily and equipped with a limitless capacity for stupidity. Target appears to have been banned from everywhere.

:icon_razz: (I'm only kidding with ya...)

I'm not offended.

Woot! XD

*spork*
a being that is a fusion between a fork and a spoon. with seemingly limitless gayness, It apparently wants to rape sinister96

*Scan Complete*
-recording to logbook-
-morphology: sinister96-
target enjoys getting banned from DDNN and coming back as an alt. he recently had a huge conflict with a carton of milk.

*scan complete*
-recording to logbook-
Morphology: Limes
Limes, limes, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES

*SCAN COMPLETE*
-recording to log book-
Morphology: iTunes
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Online music service.
Provides popular songs
at a price lower than
the record store. Fatal
weakness: lack of AC/DC
songs. WHERE THE #%!
@4%(*#!% ARE THE AC/DC
SONGS!!!
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Rant complete.

-scan complete-
*recording to logbook*
Xenotech: metroid prime hunters
info: the only sucky metroid game. avoid this game at all costs or you will no longer enjoy metroid for a good while

LoL

it is true. it is a disgrace to metroid.

-scan complete-
Xenotech: macintosh
info: the macintosh computer is a peice of crap computer that
apple trys to pawn off as "fun." macintosh's are horrid, HORRID, computers that can't run exe files, or most files in total.
they are constantly slamming pc/windows.

-scan complete-
Xenotech: destroyed macintosh
info: looks like Ridley found this one.

-scan complete-
-recording to logbook-
Morphology: Metroid Prime hunters ONLINE CAPABILITIES
info: Yeah the game sucks but have you tried online =)
If you say that sucks you are obviously on drugs... XD