Humilitating...or horrible... Death

Okay, in this game, all you have to do, is make up the most humiliating or horrible death possible for the poster who posted before you.

The rules:
No double posting
Dont repeat someone else's death

Eg.
Zae: -Start-
Nappse: ^Death by choking on a peanut
Chris. R: ^Death by steam train runnning over you

Ill Start






-Start-

^ Death by an atomic fart. 0_o

^ Death by choking on underwear he wore over his head because he wanted to "keep his face warm".

^ death by tripping into the grand canyon

^ Death by having a gun aimed backwards, and thought the nozzle where the bullets came out was the scope.

^ death by eating a macdonalds hamburger by accident.

^ Death by putting his arm in a meat grinder to save a quarter.

-scan visor- *scanning* -100%. new creature data downloaded-
*morphology: dragon* -*scans indicate that target died choking on own spit while laughing at ridley.*-

Lololololl,.. *cough* *gag* *gag* *dies*


^ Death by his balls getting caught in the washing machine..

^ death by getting bit by a snake that he teased

^ Death by playing with a spider after jumping the border. :icon_razz:

^ death by seeing my dog

^ Death by throwing a pin and leaving the grenade... :icon_razz:

^ death by forgetting to breathe

^ Death by siphoning gas from a car using his mouth... :icon_razz:

^ death by sleeping on the highway. (LOL)

^ Death by parking on a cliff and driving foward instead of backing-up.

^ death by running into a car while it was at 70 mph.

^ Death by testing if an electrical socket was hooked up by sticking a screwdriver in it.... :icon_razz:

*scans indicate target died due to sticking head inside crocodile's mouth*

^ Death by bringing your toaster into your shower to "speed run" getting ready in the morning.

^ death by trying to replicate samus' morphing ball

(Hey that was pretty good XD)

^ Death because you thought you could just reload from the last save point.

^ death from falling out of the window on a 2000 story building

Is there even a building that tall? XD

Btw... its funny we're the only ones posting...

^ Death by microwaving a can of soup, in the can.