Attack Of Sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I even FIT in the arcade? XD

*Pilot digests all food stuffed in him*

Pilot: Thanks! I was very hungry.

*Pilot goes to the arcade*

Ridley: pilot, you ARE a pig. *hands him a diet caffine free soda with a label that says it isn't*

*Pilot senses it IS diet and caffeine-free*

Pilot: Nice try.

*Pilot makes MR drink it*

*Ridley burns it AND pilot by accident.*

*Gets stuck in the arcade door*

Damn my dragon-ness.... I KNEW i shouldn't have ate that last squad of knights....

*ridley burns a giant hole in the arcade wall because dragonz is stuck in the door*
Ridley: anything metroid in here?

Omfg... Dragon Slayer 2.0... better destroy that machine...

Ridley: HALO? *grabs machine and feeds it to dragonz*

*Pilot shakes off the burn*

Pilot: OMG PACMAN

*Pilot achieves a new high score*

Pilot: WHOOOOOOOOO

Ridley: more halo... time for PHAZON.
*ridley grabs a phazon rifle and blasts the machines to oblivion, and accidentaly shoots a metroid one.*
DAMMIT!

*Pilot orders more machines online, including a metroid one*

Pilot: Happy?

*ridley notices most of them are halo*
Ridley: nope.

That halo machine tasted like chicken... XD

Wait a second... did you make sure to unplug that before you fed it to me?

*Stares at the cord coming from his mouth going to a socket in the wall*

Sh-t...

Ridley: oops...

You're so damn stupid ridley...

*Gets electrocuted to death*

*Resurrects again*

Ok i'm back but I'm now orange with white stripes... meh.

I want to be red... dang you weird colored dragons.

*ridley thinks dragonz is going to come after him and flys straight into the wall*

*Grabs a rifle*

Screw my fire breath...

*cookie flys by and craps on dragonz*

*ridley gets up and flies into the wall again*

*Pilot orders Metroid machines*

*Dragonz takes a crap on the hotel's customer service desk.*

Dragonz: I'm helping them portray what their customer service is like. :D

Btw I'm still a dragon so I probably covered the whole desk.