IM STILL ALIVE!

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
"Huge success!"
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
We do what we must...
...because we can.
For the good of all of us...
...except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta,
We're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned!
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you...
...maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great-
it's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking
when there's science to do
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you

I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
still alive

And believe me I am
still alive.

I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.

I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.

While you're dying I'll be
still alive.

And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

GREATEST. SONG. EVER!!! Even backwards O_O

fear linux,
yah yah likes, yah yah likes secret granade dynamic , Yah yah likes seaside Mia, do ya?
Yah Yah likes midnight beef sadness with ya. Yah Yah likes your next New York "Snu" with me.
Yah Yah likes my I.E.V E-Net.

Yah Yah likes slow walkies when your love needn't choose, you sit and love most the night,
sleep your retard nut and keeps you here at night; close down that Voodoo. See ya soon and we can play. See to that!

Your new message in the door sings "Here too give save'near we met. Snatch that." ha ha! Oh sh**s ok. God's seen campy bean.

But whos saying I'm not Snaffle J Bean? I'll snip exit, perfume Mag with ya.

Feeling the hook.

Yah Yah likes slow walkies whether "Sna" leaves me good or I make love again, I'm not slut not easy never what you thought
Sorry Ray Romano, put it back in matching socks, no tea go.

Would you leave the house of us, talk me through to not be sad. Now pop hugley, see by ye movement.Says he could be loved now.
He licked me all down core to all of me, my Dad release the slowst enemia, heal me and be done now.

Yah Yah likes slow walkies with the nutty nut when my nut-nut snakes up, sin a ... jack falls onto me at night, please say me
cake's so near better, hold me up, plus I sit up. Pleasure was the one best gift, Stuff a lover down...

o.O

o-O

what the f.........

Musera wrote:o.O

Magdiel wrote:o-O

Hucota7 wrote:what the f.........

Go buy The Orange Box and play Portal. Beat it, too. Then this is funny.

)_(

You must now euthanize your Weighted Companion Cube in a fire.

I'm getting an xbox in a couple of weeks, is the orange box good?

looks gay to me

Jango: Orange box rules.

Zane: Go play Portal, then turn your volume up to max on the credits. It's silly.